Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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