A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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