it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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