I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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