So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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