well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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