I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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