it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
she peed on how many people?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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