I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He better not be in your backpack
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
