I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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