Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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