stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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