Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
bring money and cleavage
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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