Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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