i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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