check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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