Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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