Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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