How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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