just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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