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(562): View more from California

he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him

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(505): View more from New Mexico

He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap

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(817): View more from Texas

So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.

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(512): View more from Texas

my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.

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I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..

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