garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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