There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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