Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I think people are normalizing furries
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
