his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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