whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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