uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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