We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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