Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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