yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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