I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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