didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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