She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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