Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Randomize
