this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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