if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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