me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
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