Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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