Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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