i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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