Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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