puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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