So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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