Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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