I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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