Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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