What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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