There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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