She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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