i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
