You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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