Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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