toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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