why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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