We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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